then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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