super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I need water and some morals
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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