Joe is yelling at the trees again.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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