I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I want her autograph on my taint
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
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