what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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