whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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