Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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