therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
it was like eating out sand paper
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
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