Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
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