I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
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