Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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