I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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