covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
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