Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
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