I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
He kept trying to make out with me but I was just trying to show him Shrek memes
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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