haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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