Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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