did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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