So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
so much tequila, so little girl.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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