Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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