just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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