every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
We were destined to go to rehab together
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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