well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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