There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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