Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
do nipples grow back?
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