Have you finally orgasmed yet?
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Some guy was coming onto me last night and in the middle of it all he said: 'It literally says this on my birth certificate: Francis Coburt: The Guy Who Can Pull Two Beers Outta His Pants Like Magic.'
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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