used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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