and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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