I want to stick my p in your. b.
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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