12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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