Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
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