I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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