I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
all but 2 of were put on probation for disorderly conduct. i know, visiting a hospital when your drunk is really stupid but it seemed like such a good idea at the time
swear to god, "it seemed like a good idea at the time" is gonna be on your epitaph
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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