im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
3 2 1 whiskey
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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