Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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