Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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