Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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