ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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