Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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