garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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