I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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