of course. lets lasso hookers.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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