I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I crawled out his bedroom window, forgetting he lives in a split level and there is a 10 foot drop back there. I had to text him to come help me I twisted my ankle.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
Randomize
