: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Randomize
