I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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