i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
So I just went to clothing optional bar
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