doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
I'm really into asian looking animals
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
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