Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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