So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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