are you still at the devil's house?
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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