On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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